Written and Produced by The Helper Monkeys

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Want to sing along? Here's the lyrics...

The Ballad of Lizzie G.
Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?
Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?

I'm a queen of the Hamptons scene,
But sometimes popularity's a curse,
You forget which gearshift is reverse.

I didn't mean to run away,
It's not that I was liquored up,
But you got white trash blood on my truck.

Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?
Lizzie G, why are you so cruel to me?

The locals don't seem to care for me,
I pinned them up against the wall,
They can have their town back in the fall.

The DA wants to put me away,
I'll sic my daddy on the case,
You hillbillys will rue the day.

Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?
Lizzie G, why are you so cruel to me?

I dropped out of school,
To be the queen of cool,
I'm attached to my cell phone,
I wish the New York Post would leave me alone.

Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?
Lizzie G, why are you so cruel to me?

Lizzie G, why are you so hard to please?
Lizzie G, why are you so temperamental?